"I Drink, Therefore I Am" T-shirt

This softstyle tee brings relaxed comfort and vintage pub charm together. The midweight, ring-spun cotton feels smooth against skin while the classic crew cut keeps the silhouette versatile — easy to layer under a jacket or wear solo on a warm night out. The front artwork channels an old-school tavern crest with a frothy glass at its center and the cheeky line “I drink, therefore I am,” giving the shirt personality without shouting. Subtle distressing in the print and muted tones create a worn-in, lived-with look that pairs well with jeans, boots, or a favorite cardigan. It’s built to last: reinforced shoulders, ribbed collar that holds its shape, and tear-away label for comfort. OEKO-TEX® certified and ethically sourced cotton make this a thoughtful choice for anyone who likes their wardrobe to feel good and look authentic.

Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton softstyle (lightweight, smooth feel)
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean fit
- Ribbed knit collar with shoulder tape for shape retention
- Pearlized tear-away label and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
- DTG/DTF printed artwork with durable, vintage-look finish

Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors